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Saturday, July 10th, 1999

This is a story I did in Grade 8 (since I did it in Canada, Canadian lingo is used). The project was to write a creative story, 2000 words long (or something like that) and make it very interesting. As you're reading, keep in mind that this was a total LAST MINUTE thing -- like almost everything I do -- and is why the story doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Please E-mail me, letting me know what you think of it. I know it's totally ridiculous; I laugh at it too..:)

Jason and Freddy

I got home and felt sorry for the people who had detentions, unlike me. I thought about them getting stabbed by a teacher. My name is Ace... Ace Hoofman. The first time I moved here (I mean to the neighbourhood) I heard from people that the teachers were killers. Anyway, back to the story.
"Oh no! I forgot about my project!,"I yelled, "it's due tomorrow! I forgot about all my work! Everything!"
"Ah, so what! It's only a project,"I said, "I can do it tomorrow and just say that I went somewhere and had no time to do it."
After this, I went to sleep. I slept for 7 hours and then woke up. Then, I went to my dresser, got the clothes I was going to wear that day, and wore them.

15 minutes later...

There I was at the school, talking with all my friends. Then the bell rings...
"Oh @#$&! Not now!"
I went in, and had to tell my teacher that I didn't do my project. I was at my locker, about to go into the classroom.
"Now class, I want to see your projects! Heh heh heh!" she said.
"Uh, teacher?" I asked.
"Yes Ace? What do you want?"
"I didn't finish my project."
"What? You didn't finish your project?" she said.
"No, I-"
"I don't care what your excuse is! Your coming in for a detention!"
"Nooooooooo!" I moaned.

After school...

"Hey Ace! Want to come over to my house for dinner?"
"I can't John. Unless I can sneak away from the teacher in time." I said.
"What Ace? What did you say?" the teacher said.
"Uh nothing, bye!"
"You're not going anywhere young man! You're staying right here for your detention till 4:30!" she said.
"No way, Hosay!"
I tried to lock my lock at my locker...I couldn't! The teacher came closer and closer...until!...
"CLICK!"...I closed the lock!
I ran down the stairs as fast as I could but I tripped on the fifth step and flew into the air until I landed...
"THUMP!"
"Ohhhhhhhh!" I moaned.
I was playing dead. I heard footsteps coming down the stairs, and the laughter of a crazed teacher thinking I was dead.
Then the footsteps started to fade away...
"Yes!" I whispered.
"I went home and told my mom what had happened. Except not all of it, you know, that part about the teacher.

15 minutes later...

When I arrived home, I went to the den to watch T.V. Turned on the T.V. and saw on the news that there was a killer around Scarboro.
"That's where I live!" I said. "Mom! Mom! Where are you!"
Knock!, Knock!, Knock!
"It's the door!"
Knock!, Knock!, Knock! Bamb!, Bamb!, Bamb!
"I'm getting out of here!" I said.
Bamb!, Bamb!, WHACK!

"Nooooo! The door fell down!" I said.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I see you're scared! You know me?"
"Yess! I-I watch your movies all th-the time Freddy!" I said. "AHHHHHHH!"

I woke up. It was all a dream!
"Yesssss!" I yelled.
"Now I have to go to the washroom and brush my teeth and wash my face." I said to myself.

In the washroom...

"HOLY CROW! It couldn't have been a dream!" I yelled. When I looked in the mirror I saw a lot of cuts and bruises on my face and when I lifted my hands up to brush my teeth they were all sticky with blood!
"I'm not going to school like this! No way!" I said.
"I'll just call my mom and tell her I'm sick and I can't go to school."
Bring! Bring!...Bring! Bring!
Come'on mom, answer!" I said.
"Hello?"
"Hi, mom, this is Ace. I can't go to school today because I have a headache and a sore throat." I said.
"Did you take your temperature?" she asked.
"Well, no, but I'm sure it will be over 100."
"Yes, I believe you." she said.
"Thanks mom, bye!"
"Bye sweetheart!"
"CLICK!"
"CLICK!"
"Yes! Praise the lord! I'm staying home from school!"
After I heard that I could stay home from school, I watched T.V. and ate, until...
Knock!, Knock!, Knock!
"It's the door!"
Knock!, Knock!, Knock! Bamb!, Bamb!, Bamb!
"I'm getting out of here!" I said.
Bamb! Bamb!, WHACK!
"Oh no! The door fell down!" I screamed.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You know me?"
"Ye-yess Jason!," I said, "Oh my god! Jason always carries a knife in case he needs it!" I thought.
"I'm going to kill you!" Jason said.
"This has to be a dream! It just has to be!," I said, "It's just like the dream I had!"
Jason lifted up his arm and he had a knife in his hand.
"Now, when he tries to hurt me, I'm going to wake up." I thought.
Jason drew back his arm and sliced my sensitive flesh like a... like a...Ah forget it!
"Holy @$%?! I'm going upstairs right...NOW!" I said.
I burned up the stairs, hearing the beats of my heart speeding every second and the heavy breathing of Jason. Then, I saw victory, an open window in my room.
"Now, I'm just going to go right out of the window and land on the roof."
"Here I go!" I said.
I jumped, went through the window, and landed on the roof.
"Oh no!," I said, "Jason can go through the window as well!"
"No fair! I can't jump!" Jason said.
And with that, Jason went downstairs, opened the door and he saw...FREDDY! How do I know all this? I don't know, I'm just in this story!
"Hi ya Freddy! How's my old pal doing?"
"Just fine Jason," he said, "except when I fought with The Fresh Prince. I had to become his D.J.!"
"Yea, I know what you mean! Like when I took Manhattan! Boy, that was tough. Mostly everyone there knew me!"
"Yea!" Freddy said.
"Hey! You know that new kid? Ace or something like that?" Jason said.
"Yea!"
"Well, he's on the roof right now!" Jason said.
"He is? Well, what are we waiting for! Let's get him!"
"Okay." Jason said.
They were running up the stairs, going up to kill me. When they got to my room...I was gone. I ran away from Jason and Freddy Krueger. But, there was no luck. Jason just stuck his head out of the window and saw me running away.
"Ah ha! We see our little runaway friend!"
"How are we going to get him Jason?" Freddy asked.
"We'll steal a car and then run him over! Heh! Heh!"
"What a great idea!" Freddy said.
"Let's go!" Jason commanded.

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There I was, turning in at Grimley Rd. Then I heard a roar of a car, 50 metres away from me, chasing me.
"We're going to get him now! Eh, Jason?"
"Don't bother me when I'm driving Freddy!" Jason said.
"Sorry." Freddy said.
"You don't have to apologize because I know you're sorry!" Jason said.
"I looked behind me. They were only 10 metres away from me! 9 metres...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...
"JUMP!"
I jumped to the left on my friends lawn.
"Phew! That was close!" I said.
But it wasn't that close because I heard a car skidding behind me 20 metres away!
"Oh @$&#!," I yelled, "that's it! I'm ticked off now!" I said.
"Let's play chicken. With my remote control car guys!" I said.
Luckily, I carried my controller for the car and I didn't set the bomb off from blowing the car up.
"Now, I am going to make my remote control car go, oh let's just say around 50 miles/hour!" I said.
"Vrooommm!"
I let it off going around 50 miles/hour. And there was 10 minutes before it would blow up, so I got their car to crash, and then I got my car to go under their car and blowed them up! But how did I get them to crash? Ah ha!

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Ding Dong!
The doorbell of my friends house rang, and someone opened the door.
"Is John home?" I asked.
"Yes, just a moment...JOHN! SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR FOR YOU!"
"Okay, thanks!" John said.
"Hi Ace. Why did you come over here?"
"Uh, can I use your bouncy ball?" I asked.
"Sure. Here you go." he said.
"Thanks, bye!"
"Bye!"
Now I have the ball that I wanted. I threw it at the car. "Oh no! It's going over the car! Not hitting it! But I think I spoke to soon because the ball bounced off a tree, then bounced off the ground. It kept on bouncing in the same direction the car was going and it finally bounced into the exhaust pipe! Now, when a ball bounces in an exhaust pipe, the car would swerve and crash. That's exactly what happened! By the time this occurred, the remote control car was 2 metres away from the car...1 metre...
KABOOM!
Pieces of the car were flying everywhere! And the bouncy ball was all melted in half. When I went to give the bouncy ball back to my friend, he said I could keep the melted one, but I have to buy him another one. So, I just got it after school or maybe I gave him the money the next day.
Varoom!
"Oh no! It's my mom parking in the driveway! I've got to burn home, go in my room and lie on my bed to pretend I'm sick!" I said.
There I was, burning home. I had to make sure that no one sees me hurt. Something made me not run. But I kept on going. I was thinking where my mom would think I am if I wasn't in my bed. Or when she would be sad because I'm sick in bed. But I would be proud because I got home when my mom got home. All this thinking took 30 minutes and then I finally reached home.
Luckily my mom had groceries and she had to put them away. So I climbed up the eavestrough, and went on the roof. Then, after I climbed on the roof, I climbed through my window, took off my shirt, and then went into bed.
"Ace! Ace! I'm home," she yelled, "I'm bringing up cookies and hot chocolate!"
"Okay mom!" I yelled.

Mom goes to Ace's bedroom...

"Hello dear, how was your day today?"
"Terrible! had to stay in bed all day!" I said.
"Oh, poor dear. I'll be downstairs if you want me to come up again okay Ace?"
"Okay mom, bye!"
"Bye dear."she said.

Next day...

"Ah, I had a nice sleep!" I said while yawning. It was Wednesday. I felt like going to school. So, I got up, went into my dresser, got out what I needed, and then put it on.
This time, when I went to brush my teeth and wash my face, the cuts were healed!
"Huh? How did these cuts heal so fast? Ah, it doesn't matter. At least their healed." I said.
I went back to my dresser.
"I better not forget to bring that money for John today!" I said to myself.

15 minutes later...

"Now class, I want one of you to tell me, what is wrong in this sentence."
I put my hand up.
"Yes Ace?" she asked.
"There is a spelling error on the third world, a quotation mark after the fifth work where it shouldn't be, and there's supposed to be a capital on the last word."
"Very good Ace! I'm impressed!" she said.

After class...

"Ace, that was a good answer in todays class! How did you do it?" John asked.
"It's all up in the brains I have!" I said.
"Don't listen to him John, he's just showing off!" the class bully said.
"Shut up Kevin!" I said.
"Make me! After school Ace! 3:45! A fight! Be there, or else!"
"Or else what Kevin!" I said.
"I don't know! It's just a figure of speech!"
"Oh, okay!" I said sarcastically.
"That reminds me Ace. You owe me $1.00." John said.
"Oh, that's no problem. Here you go."
"Thanks Ace."
"Anytime, John." I said.

After school...

"He's not going to come." Kevin said.
"Here I am Kevin!" I said.
"Let's go now, come'on!"
"Okay!" I said.

After fight...

"Ace, Ace are you okay?" John asked.
"Yea, I'm okay. Does my face look bad John?"
"Well, you have a black eye, a bloody nose..." John replied.
"Ohhhhhhhh!" I moaned.
"...and you knocked Kevin down on the ground."
"Alright! Yahoo!" I screamed.

EPILOGUE

When I got home, my mom asked me what happened, I told her, and she hugged me tight. After that, we went out to Mc Donalds to eat. It was FUN!

READ THIS PARAGRAPH ONLY WHEN YOU'VE READ THE WHOLE STORY
A lot of this story is from other stuff. You may notice the Freddy incident from A Nightmare On My Street, by DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. The character, Ace, is from Ace Hits Rock Bottom, a really cool book by... I forget who wrote it. And lastly, the killing thing, that was from Manhunter, a really awesome game that was done in the mid-'80s..:)